SKU: 7208
Cover Text:
Everything I Know I Learned From My Mom: My Mother Taght Me Religion: You'd Better Pray That Will Come Out Of The Carpet,
My Mother Taught Me Logic: Because I Said So, That's Why.,
My Mother Taught Me Foresight: Make Sure You Wear Clean Underwear In Case You're In An Accident,
My Mother Taught Me Irony: Keep Crying And I'll Give You Something To Cry About,
My Mother Taught Me About Stamina: You Sit There Until All That Spinach Is Gone,
My Mother Taught Me About Receiving: You Are Going To Get It When You Get Home,
My Mother Taught Me About Medical Science: If You Don't Stop Crossing Your Eyes, They Are Going To Freeze That Way.
My Mother Taught Me About Justice...
Inside Text: "One Day You'll Have Kids And I Hope They Turn Out Just Like You." Happy Mother's Day!
Occasion: Mother's Day
Greeting Card Style: Fearsome filth
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper in the USA.
Introduced: September
