COMPOSITION AND MATERIAL • Composition: -80% other fibres -10% metal -10% synthetic
Birthday Card - Preparing For Hell
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Cover Reads: Hot Flashes Are God's Little Way Of Preparing You For Hell.
Inside Reads: Have A Happy Birthday. It'll Be Over In A Flash.
SKU: 0674
Occasion: Birthday
Greeting Card Style: Piss and vinegar
Paper Stock: FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post-consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: May 15, 2008
Birthday Card - 100Dollar Tattoo
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Cover Text: I Want A Tattoo Of A Hundred Dollar Bill On My Dick., Why?, I Like To Play With My Money., And I Like To Watch My Money Grow. Inside Text: And If My Wife Wants To Go Out And Blow A Hundred Bucks, She Can Stay Home. Happy Birthday.
Birthday Card - All About Asses
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Cover Text: Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one. Inside Text: Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
Birthday Card - Breathe Through That Thing
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Cover Text: How Do You Breathe Through That Thing? Inside Text: You've Got Junk In The Trunk! Happy Birthday!
Birthday Card - Buy F%!king Shoes
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SKU: 4072
Cover Reads: Life Is A Flash Of Light Between Two Eternities Of Darkness. Just Buy The Fucking Shoes.
Inside Reads: Happy Fucking Birthday!
Includes 5" x 7" envelope
Name: Buy Fucking Shoes
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Artist: Ephemera
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: May 01, 2012
UPC: 745469040722
Birthday Card - Crafty Bitch
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Cover Text: Happy Birthday Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Inside Text: Another year sewn up! Happy Birthday